Johnny He sets out to make a video that is better than the film itself. He gets it, but the truth is that's not saying much. Even so, offers us an exhaustive analysis of the 2024 film Madame Webdirected by SJ Clarkson and starring Dakota Johnson and Sidney Sweeney, plus a succulent music video that no one had asked for.

From the beginning, the film immerses us in a whirlwind of emotions, and not exactly the ones we expected! With an all-star cast led by Dakota Johnson and Sidney Sweeney, one would think we'd be on a rollercoaster of emotions, but in reality, we're more on a rollercoaster of disappointments. The dialogues, oh the dialogues! Have you ever felt like the lines of a script were written while someone was sleeping? Well that's how it feels Madame Web. Although Dakota and Sidney do the best they can with what they have, even their talent can't save this shipwreck of a script.

And let's talk about the plot: a hodgepodge of superhero genre clichés and conventions that will leave you wondering if you've seen this movie before. Originality? Nothing here! SJ Clarkson's direction is as inspiring as a deflated balloon, and the lack of narrative cohesion makes you wonder if you're watching the extended version of an episode of Scooby-Doo. But wait, there is more! What about the villain? Oh yeah, that character who seems more like a marker than a true antagonist. And to top it off, did anyone notice that they changed the dialogue at the last minute? Now that's professionalism! In summary, Madame Web It's like tap water ice cream on a hot day: refreshing at first, but then you realize you'd rather eat sand.


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